breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via fake-mermaid)

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via pizza)

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via fake-mermaid)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl, via fake-mermaid)

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

(via pizza)